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"It stinks." "Well you’ve been wearing it for seven years, have you only just noticed?" "I smell like a girl." "Who told you that?" Now I don’t know how it is in your house, but when Mark makes an extraordinary statement, I  can be almost 100%  sure that it didn’t pop into his mind all…

I am in a positive frenzy of cleaning. Turning my house upside down in search of errant dust bunnies and crawling around  on my hands and knees in pursuit of all manner of grubbiness taking refuge behind my furniture. Doesn’t sound fun but it is. If I had one I’d wear a turban and a…

Mummy remember when I was in your tummy? Yes baby… And remember when I was inside your tummy and you were inside Nana’s tummy and we were playing…? Ermmm I’m not sure I remember that Finley… You do Mummy! Remember we were playing a game and I reached up to catch Nana’s heart and it…

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It’s Time For Plan B… If in a flutter of my eyelashes I could be someone else just for a little while, you know, I think I would be Nicole Kidman- because of her nose. Recently she played Samantha, the witch from Bewitched, who can magic things with just a little wiggle of her nose….

"Where does your home end and you begin?         You don’t have to literally answer that. It’s one of those rhetorical questions. We believe a home is more than just a box: it’s a sort of second skin. It could be a third skin if you’re counting clothes. Anyway, you wouldn’t spray your…