All is well with the world. Yesterday I went a-hunting and a-gathering. And now I am sitting snug as a bug ready to call Santa and tell him we are ready!
After battling broadband problems yesterday morning, I finally gave up on the very idea of sticking to a self-declared deadline, and decided to do what the universe clearly intended me to do and go finish Christmas instead. This meant making a list, checking it twice and then donning the kind of clothes suitable for dashing in and out of the car and then neither freezing in-between stores, nor melting in as soon as I entered them.
So I donned hard hat and a thermal leotard and headed up to Southport, singing along to Doris Day doing Christmas and generally feeling at one with the world. All was well. I bought the last few stocking fillers on my not unsubstantial list, treated myself to yet another pink ice bun, and finally girded my loins and entered the madness that is Tesco intent on buying everything we need to see us through Christmas.
Oh Tesco, what a horrible, festive necessity you are. Thrilled, on entering this temple to money down the drain, to spot Rachel from Tales From the Village and hopeful of an insipid cup of supermarket
So without diversion of the Rachel kind, I shopped and shopped and considered abandoning my trolley and pinched myself hard and forced myself to carry on until my trolley was piled high with festive tins of
But I wasn’t finished. My insatiable desire to feel safe inside these four walls, ready and waiting for the elves to come and check, is never satisfied until I have in my possession enough books to see me through the entire Christmas period should we find ourselves snowed in, so after liberating Finley from school I whizzed my pale, sniffly little boy up the road the the place of his dreams, the
Readers I was smug. I wrapped the last of the presents, served up Beef Bourginion from the slow cooker, cuddled a little boy getting paler by the minutes and then sat in festive bliss. The house lit up like The Blackpool Tower, scented by a gorgeous homemade blend of pine, cinnamon and neroli, and the coffee table was groaning with books and nuts and sweeties and candles.
Half an hour later Finley was in bed and I was settling down to the last slice of ginger bundt drenched in brandy cream. All was well. Do you hear me? ALL WAS WELL and then I looked up and noticed that Finley’s homework was on fire. No really. This is yet another Alison sets something on fire story. This time Finley’s homework had wafted across a little votive
My coffee table was on fire. All was right with the world.
I put out the fire with much ado, wiped my brow and collapsed on to the sofa only to find my son standing over me, shaking his head and informing me that he would never trust me again.
And so it has to come to this: I have fallen off my pedestal. I might just be able to throw the Christmas of his dreams but if he cannot sleep at night without worrying that Mummy will burn the house down then whats the point? And how was he going to explain his missing spellings to Mrs Painter Chapman?? And what the heck was up with me serving BEEF BLOOMING BOURGINION for
He is, quite frankly, appalled with me. And today the poor little mite dragged himself into his uniform, shivering and looking generally under the weather and though I forced him into the car, because Mummy has to work, even I could not bring myself to deliver him to the school door with spelling excuses in hand, when his nose started bleeding and his little face looked like it might just crumple all together. So I swung the car around and took him home and now here we are, discussing our super powers of choice (Mine: invisibiliby and time travel, his, webby fingers and infalibilty) and eating cheese and onion bread still warm from the bread-maker.
All is well. There isn’t a
Little does he know that I have turned last nights Bourginion leftovers into today’s sausage casserole…
Oh my gosh…you are just to real…I love your stories Allison. They make me feel normal (there are others of my kind) and actually a little sane, comparatively!
Darling Alison, I am so glad you are both ok — and that is the best excuse for homework I have heard since my history teacher recounted that his mum had stuffed his homework up a mousehole to block it up…! (Now that would have been pre-war, because he was a captain in the 8th Army!)
Thanks to your wonderful planner I have everything ready and I have checked my list and am about to go and do that last tiny bit tomorrow.
Stay safe, and enjoy the casserole.
Oh, dear. Poor little Finley. It is so very difficult to carry the weight of the world on such very small shoulders. 😉 Have a very Merry Christmas, anyway. With all our love and blessings! Debbi and Elizabeth
Thank you for this funny, bittersweet post. I hope Finley feels better quickly…nothing is worse than being sick at Christmastime.
This 58 year old great granny is having her tonsils out on the 18th. So I was planning on having everything ready for Christmas before I left for the hospital as this minor surgery for children is much more major for grownups. Instead, I’ve been nursing a bad cold for two weeks.
So…most everything is sitting in a pile on my table waiting to be wrapped…except for the things coming via UPS/USPS that were ordered online. I’ve two more projects to finish but must clear the table first to have room to do so. I also need to pick up the traditional stocking candy that can only be purchased at selected stores. And then a swing by the market to pick up ice cream, pudding and soup…lots and lots of ice cream.
However…being sick has had it’s perks. I’ve not been able to leave the house so I’ve had lots of time to listen to Christmas music, watch Christmas movies on cable, and read. Fortunately, with my Kindle, I can browse and download all the books my heart desires…and with their thousands of free titles, I rarely have to pay for a book. There’s been lots of snuggle time with my kitty, Meeser.
Christmas may not be all I’d planned but it’s been wonderful so far. I have a week of recovery time before our family celebration so I’m hoping I can take part in the party. I may not have the kind of Christmas I WANT to have…but I will have the kind of Christmas I NEED to have.
Merry Christmas to you and Finley!