My hoover has died. May he rest in peace with my beloved tv.
But seriously what’s going on?? Did I offend the Goddess of all things electrical? What’s next? My iron? My hairdryer? The microwave? Maybe I’ll blink and all the street lamps will go out one by one…
It takes a special kind of woman to render everything she touches stone dead.
Do you think buying a little Hetty would be taking my obsession with all things pink just a little too far?