What nonsense. After all you’d have thought that now the heinous Miss Heather Mills has fled our shores for yours (keep her please) we’d have been more than happy to take the lovely Martha Stewart in exchange wouldn’t you??
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The really silly part is that Martha was to meet with UK businesses (i.e. Conran) re joint ventures that could have brought profits and jobs to the UK – not sure that was a wise decision. Oh please hun, you can have Heather Mills back – no one here comes close to being so caustic!! We also claim Sir Paul as a national treasure – so Ms. Mills is going to be as reviled here as well. Hoping you are having a wonderful weekend with darling Finn – thank you for your lovely blog and for sharing your thoughts with us!
Oops,I meant that the UK keeping Martha out was not a wise decision; not Martha trying to have a joint venture in the UK. So sorry for any misunderstandings!
I actually think Martha’s help have done a great job of reforming her image. And look at the way she tidied up the jail birdies. That was bad…..sorry….I couldn’t remember who Heather Mills was.I looked her up….she put knew meaning to a hard days night for Paul…hmm …
Why on earth do we want a disgusting, criminal, vile waste of skin in the shape or Martha "I am a thief" stewart on British shores? Good on the authorities for keeping her out We do not want her kind filling women's minds with nonsense and ideas above their station. A womans place is in the kitchen and occaisionally the bedroom. Lets not forget that dears.
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The really silly part is that Martha was to meet with UK businesses (i.e. Conran) re joint ventures that could have brought profits and jobs to the UK – not sure that was a wise decision.
Oh please hun, you can have Heather Mills back – no one here comes close to being so caustic!! We also claim Sir Paul as a national treasure – so Ms. Mills is going to be as reviled here as well.
Hoping you are having a wonderful weekend with darling Finn – thank you for your lovely blog and for sharing your thoughts with us!
Oops,I meant that the UK keeping Martha out was not a wise decision; not Martha trying to have a joint venture in the UK. So sorry for any misunderstandings!
Yes, Please, please take Heather Mills back. We don’t want her.
If she were a man no one would care about all this nonsense…
Oh honestly! how utterly ridiculous! and er…dont start me off on bloody Heather Mills!!!!
I have long since stopped trying to figure out the rationality of these sorts of things…
Heather Mills really needs to come home… really…
I actually think Martha’s help have done a great job of reforming her image. And look at the way she tidied up the jail birdies. That was bad…..sorry….I couldn’t remember who Heather Mills was.I looked her up….she put knew meaning to a hard days night for Paul…hmm …
lol! This is the spicey miss we have come to know and love. Bless you and the little sweetie too. Patty
hey at least Martha is a more gentle spoken person – mind you living in NZ means we don’t see either but yes I”d swap anyday if I had the choice 🙂
Ewwwww…please take Heather back. It feels like Yoko Part Deux.
Ewwwww…please take Heather back. It feels like Yoko Part Deux.
shit baby! She nothin more than a cheap ho. Wax dat bitches ass. She is a ROBBER!
We will gladly share lovely Martha if you will kindly remove Ms. Mills.
I thought we had laws against “undesirable aliens” coming into the U.S…..how did Heather get in? What a self centered gold digger!
As far as I know Heather has never committed any crimes, unlike Martha !
Why on earth do we want a disgusting, criminal, vile waste of skin in the shape or Martha "I am a thief" stewart on British shores? Good on the authorities for keeping her out We do not want her kind filling women's minds with nonsense and ideas above their station. A womans place is in the kitchen and occaisionally the bedroom. Lets not forget that dears.