Note To Self.

Buy some bl**dy socks!! Or buy a washing machine that doesn’t eat them. Or wash them the sensible way: in pairs. Painting your tootsies pearly pink and then letting them poke out of holey socks is too yukky for words. And worse than even that: wearing odd socks and pretending you have better things to worry about than such a catastrophic satorial error is plain old minty…

Feet need love at Christmas too.

(Better yet: learn to knit and create a never ending supply of scrumptious socks for cosy toes!)